Video: four-year-old’s (hilarious) reason why he never wants to marry

There are plenty of reasons blokes cite for never wanting to marry, but this four-year-old’s takes the (wedding) cake.

In a cute-as-pie video currently doing the rounds on social media, the young boy, known only as Ben, tells his father, rather adamantly, that “I’m not gonna be married at all. I don’t want to be married!”

When his father asks him why he’s so against marriage, he responds (between bites of pizza): “Are you kidding? I would be scared.”

Why?

“Well, because I don’t want to kiss anyone… if they kiss me, they sometimes do it with spit!”

Wise words, Ben, wise words!